A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

I had always thought the signs of the Apocalypse consisted of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Polar Ice Caps melting, Snuggies and New Republican Governors flexing their…political muscle.   Well, let me tell you. These are far more scary!  I did a full head slap when I first saw these.  Buckle up.   Tell me what you think.

1.   Breast Feeding Baby Doll with Nursing Bra.  The manufacturer states it is a nurturing tool.   Sure!  And what did you have with your side of funky mushrooms last night?


 ABC News Video.

 2.   Padded Push Up Bikini Top for 8 year olds.   Wow!  I did not know this was a problem.  Most eight year olds are busy being children.  I know when you are over 50 you may need a bit more support, but 8?   Naw!  

 Abercrombe & Fitch…What were you smoking at that party?



Padded Push Up Bikini Top for Kids


3.   #3 Was Missing in Action.  What can I say?   
4.   TLC’s  Sister Wives.  Well basically, any programming on TLC.  Isn’t it ironic that all these obnoxious programs are on what is The Learning Channel.  What do we really learn?
5.  Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

6.   Toddlers and Tiaras.    So not a fav of mine or fnkybee.
7.   Social Networks are  becoming a bit iffy at times.  I still have hope for them. Fingers are crossed.
8.  “Housewives” of whatever city.

8 thoughts on “A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

  1. fnkybee says:

    Oh Girlfriend!
    The Breast Feeding Baby Doll…What the…Are you serious? This is for real? Hold on while I pick my jaw up off the floor! ;) This is insane, I would never, in a million years, buy this for my daughter! If I walked in and my daughter was breastfeeding a doll I would probably pee my pants out of astonishment and then need therapy.
    I bet the moms on Toddlers and Tiaras would buy them for their daughters. ;)
    I do immensely dislike that show! TLC is a shame. ( I will admit I watch Police
    Women of Cincinnati only because I’m from up there and I keep waiting to see someone I know get arrested!)
    I am almost over FB, I’m trying to hold on.
    My friend came over one day and told me that I had to watch one of the Housewives shows and she turned it on. 5 minutes later I looked at her, grab the remote and hit her in the head with it and turned the channel. No mam! No Housewives in my house!
    Have a great day!

    • Oh My! You hit her on the head. A little part of me adores that and a part of me is a bit shocked. Too funny!
      Yes the breast feeding doll or mostly known as The Milk Baby has been around Europe and Spain for a couple years now. And that was my reaction, WTF! Ya know, some crap is so insane, I couldn’t make it up if I tried. God help us all!

    • Hi Kim,
      Thank you! I am really worried for our children.
      Ya know I would stand in line with you to slap those mothers. And again, it is a TLC favorite. Yuck!
      Thanks for stopping

    • The dog ate it!
      I had a bit of difficulty adding lines to this post. My laptop kept cutting out and so on. Anyway, I did have 2 number 5′s at one time. After that I could not even see it.
      Lost in translation is my story and I’m sticking to it. Thanks for calling me out on it!

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